.:ma vie:.

thefrogman: [video] [h/t: cineraria]

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:38:20 -0400

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

foxyplaydate: wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:26:39 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

My mother fell in love with a lamp and she was shunned from society.I am actually half lamp.

aquabutt: thegreatandpowerful-d: spenceralthouse: I did NOT...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:40 -0400

aquabutt:

thegreatandpowerful-d:

spenceralthouse:

I did NOT expect that ending hahaha

THE SWAG OF IT ALL

That was amazing

Marry me

I just want to be able to have a job that I enjoy doing and can actually use what I’ve been...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:23:02 -0400

I just want to be able to have a job that I enjoy doing and can actually use what I’ve been learning in school.

cheshirekitten: jewelstaites: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:25:57 -0400

cheshirekitten:

jewelstaites:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

no everyone needs to stop adding their comments that is NOT how to give a handjob trust me i am a certified handjob EXPERT

no i’m pretty sure that’s how you do it

romy7: Sex in Video Games [Ω]

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:55:54 -0400

romy7:

Sex in Video Games [Ω]

oldenough2burmom: Someone please open a ‘cat cafe’ near my...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:46:51 -0400

oldenough2burmom:

Someone please open a ‘cat cafe’ near my office like the ones they have in Japan. Visitors get to order coffee, tea and pastries and hang out with cats. Heaven.

ghdos: crystallizations: Invitation to an Arena night club...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:34:31 -0400

ghdos:

crystallizations:

Invitation to an Arena night club party. The capsule was placed in water and the invitation appeared. Arena was open from 1983 to 1987.

YO. This is dope. I need to figure out a way to do this for events.

whatevs-bobevs: animeasuka: seventeenthstar: procrastinationcelebration: Oh hey Kat, cool...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:20:57 -0400

whatevs-bobevs:

animeasuka:

seventeenthstar:

procrastinationcelebration:

Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there

Wait, what’s that pattern on it?

BOOM

DEVIL’S TRAP.

#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES #FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

Oh my god.

i was sipping cocoa when i read that and just…fuck.

THE best.

hektious: ????????????????

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:20:02 -0400

hektious:

????????????????

minnesoulta: me

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:58:23 -0400

minnesoulta:

me

badnrad: Greaaaat idea!

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:51:23 -0400

badnrad:

Greaaaat idea!

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:35:13 -0400

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:30:49 -0400

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:28:50 -0400

standing-for-nothing: Minnesota is currently voting for...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:23:25 -0400

standing-for-nothing:

Minnesota is currently voting for marriage equality.

This is one of the main bridges into Saint Paul. It’s renamed the “Freedom to Marry Bridge” for the rest of the week.

I love my city.

My little fox ceramic sculpture next to our pond

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:20:00 -0400

My little fox ceramic sculpture next to our pond

My Coyote ceramic sculpture

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:16:00 -0400

My Coyote ceramic sculpture

tupacabra: if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:16:32 -0400

tupacabra:

if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so

thefrogman: Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website |...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:15:58 -0400

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick Moberg patrickmoberg.com/

thefrogman:

Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: nevver]